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[awkwards]

I'm pretty sure Hannibal Lector wants his cannabalism back.

[ She's so not impressed. She wouldn't even think of Nathan to do this bullshit! And he's Nathan! ]

Or whatever. This is disgusting. Halloween is about scaring the shit out of people and wearing really stupid costumes. Not renacting this shit.

Just ... fucking hell. This is a curse, right? You all aren't fucking insane like this. I know you aren't.

[ Private to Fred Weasley & Dulcie ]

You alright? This place is a fucking nighmare.

... More than usual.

[ Since knowing that you are alright will only make her stress even more: ]

Where are you?

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[feorge]

He didn't listen when Mum said he'd lose it for sticking it into other people's business.

[Or was that his nose?]

[awkwards]

I think you've got your facial features mixed up, there, Fred.

Unless somehow sticking your ear into someone else's business is another saying.

[feorge]

It has its relevance. Stop by the shop sometime, I'll show you the Extendable Ears.

[All the grinning, because he is not telling you the real story. Sorry, Alisha. :c]

[awkwards]

Shop? You've got a shop?

[ Excuse her, it's taking some time for this to sink in and make actual sense. ]

Here?

[feorge]

[Blink blink. He didn't realise it'd be such a preposterous thing.]

Er, yeah. Sort of. 's run through the cabin at the mo', but Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes is well alive and kicking.

[awkwards]

What stuff do you sell?

[feorge]

Only the most exciting things, naturally, handcrafted by my brother and I. I could give you the tour, if you'd like.

[awkwards]

Seriously? [ Fanning self. You're so nice, Fred.

But suspicious Alisha is suspicious. ] What kind of things, though. Pretty sure your definition of exciting is way different to mine.

[feorge]

[He chuckles a little, because it's true.]

Nothing harmful, I promise you that. We specialise in joke products.

[awkwards]

Good jokes, yeah?

Anything I could use against Nathan? He's been a bit of a prick since I've known him.

[feorge]

He's already seen a fair bit of it - he was there when I opened shop - but I reckon we can find something nasty to slip him.