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[awkwards]

I'm pretty sure Hannibal Lector wants his cannabalism back.

[ She's so not impressed. She wouldn't even think of Nathan to do this bullshit! And he's Nathan! ]

Or whatever. This is disgusting. Halloween is about scaring the shit out of people and wearing really stupid costumes. Not renacting this shit.

Just ... fucking hell. This is a curse, right? You all aren't fucking insane like this. I know you aren't.

[ Private to Fred Weasley & Dulcie ]

You alright? This place is a fucking nighmare.

... More than usual.

[ Since knowing that you are alright will only make her stress even more: ]

Where are you?

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[voice]

[charring]

It's a curse. You okay? Need anything?

[voice]

[awkwards]

I don't feel the urge to take a bite out of anyone. And I don't think I'm near anyone who wants to take a bite out of me, so yeah, think I'm alright. Just incredibly disturbed.

You safe?

[voice]

[charring]

I am now. I had help. There is, apparently, someone here who can run pretty damn fast. Got me out of a bad fix. So. Yay.

[voice]

[awkwards]

Someone with a power?

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

I'm home. Are you alright?

[awkwards]

Yeah. Just - this curse is a bit frightening, you know?

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Do you need me to come over?

[awkwards]

I don't want you to risk yourself getting eaten. [ YES. ]

[a-parting-word.livejournal.com]

Give it a few more hours. I... hope.

[awkwards]

You hope?

Shit, don't tell me this can go on for longer.

[feorge]

I'm a bit preoccupied going after my brother's ear. It's bloody strange, but I don't seem to want much else at the mo'.

[awkwards]

... Why would anyone go after an ear?

[feorge]

I haven't the slightest idea. Hoping it's just a curse, 'else George'll lose the only one he's got left.

[awkwards]

What happened to his other ear?

[feorge]

He didn't listen when Mum said he'd lose it for sticking it into other people's business.

[Or was that his nose?]

[awkwards]

I think you've got your facial features mixed up, there, Fred.

Unless somehow sticking your ear into someone else's business is another saying.

[feorge]

It has its relevance. Stop by the shop sometime, I'll show you the Extendable Ears.

[All the grinning, because he is not telling you the real story. Sorry, Alisha. :c]

[awkwards]

Shop? You've got a shop?

[ Excuse her, it's taking some time for this to sink in and make actual sense. ]

Here?

[feorge]

[Blink blink. He didn't realise it'd be such a preposterous thing.]

Er, yeah. Sort of. 's run through the cabin at the mo', but Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes is well alive and kicking.

[awkwards]

What stuff do you sell?

[feorge]

Only the most exciting things, naturally, handcrafted by my brother and I. I could give you the tour, if you'd like.

[awkwards]

Seriously? [ Fanning self. You're so nice, Fred.

But suspicious Alisha is suspicious. ] What kind of things, though. Pretty sure your definition of exciting is way different to mine.

[feorge]

[He chuckles a little, because it's true.]

Nothing harmful, I promise you that. We specialise in joke products.

[awkwards]

Good jokes, yeah?

Anything I could use against Nathan? He's been a bit of a prick since I've known him.

[feorge]

He's already seen a fair bit of it - he was there when I opened shop - but I reckon we can find something nasty to slip him.

[designedtoparty]

Most of them are pretty mental already. People just use curses as an excuse to pull this kind of shit.

[awkwards]

You'd know.

[ You're pretty mental, mate. ]

You feeling any urges to take a bite out of someone?

[ Alisha is worried about you. This is how she says so. ]

[designedtoparty]

Not personally. Dulcie's getting pretty nippy, but I can't see her killing me without getting me off first.

You?

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

I would be more than happy to give it back to him. Also, in some places, stupid costumes turn into stupid people.

[awkwards]

You'd face Hannibal Lector?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the chocolate and the slutty costumes.

[awkwards]

I think I covered slutty with the 'stupid costumes' bit.

I thought people gave out other shit rather than chocolate on this holiday.

[iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com]

You catch a bad time of it this round?

[awkwards]

If you count seeing people take bites out of others or admit that they want to, yeah.

But I have no craving for human flesh, thank fuck.