awkwards: (you are the way)
Alisha Bailey ([personal profile] awkwards) wrote2011-08-31 10:43 pm

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[ When the device turns on, it sounds like Alisha is fiddling with it, trying to turn it on. It takes her a few extra moments to realise that she has, indeed, found success. A deep inhale—one of exhaustion and annoyance—can be heard before she speaks ] What the fuck is going on? If we've somehow pissed off another goddamn freak I'm going to kill you, Curtis. Who the fuck goes after some weirdo who [ air quotes ] "apparently" [ end air quotes ] controls dairy or whatever the fuck and - [ Alisha inhales, suddenly realising that she's talking at a strange device she's never seen before. It's not Simon's phone, or Nathan's, Curtis' or Kelly's. ] Hello? Where the fuck are you? Curtis? Simon? Kelly? [ A long pause ] Nathan? [ Alisha goes for her phone, trying to turn it on. She frowns ] Why won't my phone work?

[ A pause, and this time Alisha's voice is angrier ] What the hell did you do to my phone, Nathan? [ She glares. As if that will give her an answer from the twat. ]

Fucking answer me, you twat!

[ A longer pause as she waits for an answer that doesn't come. Alisha starts to look anxious. ] Look, if this is about the boy in the locker - or the probation worker - we didn't do anything, alright? I don't know shit. Whoever the fuck is doing this, please stop. Whatever the fuck you want, take it, alright? Just tell me where my friends are.
designedtoparty: (cock anus bit of ballsack)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-09-07 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
What? It's true!

He's like the definition of creepy. The staring, the following you about, all that creepy shit he says... I have to wonder why we like him, sometimes.
designedtoparty: (lol okay)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-09-07 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, he let me fall off a roof. He sort of owes me for that one.

Your own boyfriend prefers to follow other people around? I'd start watching out if I were you.
designedtoparty: (so now it's a burglary)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-09-12 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Funny. I must've missed that part. The part where he saved me and where I owe him an apology.

[BECAUSE YOU'RE HIS BESTED GAL PAL WHO ISN'T KELLY.] What, are you jealous? It's not my fault Barry fancies me.
designedtoparty: (let's be pals)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-09-13 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and now he's jumping off roofs and everything to try and impress you. I know.

See? Now, that wasn't that difficult, was it?
designedtoparty: (smug)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-10-12 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Here? Yeah. That's all anyone does here. You can't say I'm doing fuck all back home, though.

Don't worry. I'm sure Barry likes you almost as much. He'd probably like you more if you could give him proper sex.