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[ When the device turns on, it sounds like Alisha is fiddling with it, trying to turn it on. It takes her a few extra moments to realise that she has, indeed, found success. A deep inhale—one of exhaustion and annoyance—can be heard before she speaks ] What the fuck is going on? If we've somehow pissed off another goddamn freak I'm going to kill you, Curtis. Who the fuck goes after some weirdo who [ air quotes ] "apparently" [ end air quotes ] controls dairy or whatever the fuck and - [ Alisha inhales, suddenly realising that she's talking at a strange device she's never seen before. It's not Simon's phone, or Nathan's, Curtis' or Kelly's. ] Hello? Where the fuck are you? Curtis? Simon? Kelly? [ A long pause ] Nathan? [ Alisha goes for her phone, trying to turn it on. She frowns ] Why won't my phone work?

[ A pause, and this time Alisha's voice is angrier ] What the hell did you do to my phone, Nathan? [ She glares. As if that will give her an answer from the twat. ]

Fucking answer me, you twat!

[ A longer pause as she waits for an answer that doesn't come. Alisha starts to look anxious. ] Look, if this is about the boy in the locker - or the probation worker - we didn't do anything, alright? I don't know shit. Whoever the fuck is doing this, please stop. Whatever the fuck you want, take it, alright? Just tell me where my friends are.

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[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

At least you're not bored.


Oh yeah.

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I wouldn't mind having a job. Beats picking up litter and never amounting to anything back home.

[ Frown. ] But what's VORP?

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Then he saved you. Don't think he owes you anything. You, however, owe him an apology.

[ WHY ARE YOU SO FRUSTRATING. ] You're such a prick.

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An adventure. That's one way of putting it.

It doesn't seem too bad, to be honest. Beats back home. Kind of nice to start anew, you know?

[ She frowns ] Entertaining like being turned into a cat?

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Nathan's immortal. I have a feeling we're talking about the same prick.

I don't think I am a superhero. People can't touch me without becoming ridiculously aroused. [ She rolls her eyes ] It's a fucking burden.

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Jesus. What other shit is here? Don't tell me Santa is real.

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We're always getting into shit with the cops. I'd rather boring than that.

Jesus. [ Her life sucks okay. ] Anyway, I'm Alisha.

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I like you.

Sort of. I got the guide and - what the fuck, seriously. Do they target specific people or do we just all get shat on?

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He's a prick for making you worry. He's also dramatic. I'm kind of surprised he wasn't yelling to the rooftops about him being immortal. Drives me insane sometimes.

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Sounds like a bunch of pricks. What's the point of kidnapping us if they're not going to answer us?

Have you spoken to any of them?

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What's the point of compliance if they're just kidnapping?

A little. Sometimes they make posts of their own on the Network.

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[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Oh! It's sort of... teleporting? I think that's what you guys call it.

[designedtoparty]

Funny. I must've missed that part. The part where he saved me and where I owe him an apology.

[BECAUSE YOU'RE HIS BESTED GAL PAL WHO ISN'T KELLY.] What, are you jealous? It's not my fault Barry fancies me.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

What sorta shit with the cops?

[And here is the 'Dean Winchester Patented Charm' grin.]

I'm Dean Winchester.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

There is mutual liking.

It's pretty much a random, everybody kind of thing. Sometimes you escape getting cursed and sometimes you get hit with everything. We're all screwed no matter what.

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[iam-thebadwolf.livejournal.com]

Far as I know, no but haven't been here for Christmas yet so...could be? I'll have to ask the Doctor. [Because he is her go to for information such as this.]

[eiremagic]

He only did that after I fed him.

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Makes life a bit easier.

What about? Anything useful?

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[ She rolls her eyes. Prick. ] I hope you're making him make it up to you.

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Are any of these nice curses? Is there even such a thing?

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[ You're charming. ]

Got served with community service. Cops are like cockroaches for us. They don't quite die. [ Unlike probation workers. ] Think we're going to screw up just because we're wearing orange suits and picking up litter. That kind of shit.

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[ Frown ] Doctor? Like one of those ER guys?

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He was the weird masked guy! [ FFS NATHAN ]

[ She rolls her eyes and deadpans ] Yeah, I'm jealous of you. You can't even get his name right and I'm jealous he likes you more.

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I - 'you guys'? What does that mean? [ She's frowning, but it's more of the curious frowning. Very uncommon for Alisha. ]

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[feorge]

I know exactly what you mean.

[No, really. He laughs.]

Bit like that, yeah. Though that's not particularly the strangest of things to happen, so I'm told.