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[ When the device turns on, it sounds like Alisha is fiddling with it, trying to turn it on. It takes her a few extra moments to realise that she has, indeed, found success. A deep inhale—one of exhaustion and annoyance—can be heard before she speaks ] What the fuck is going on? If we've somehow pissed off another goddamn freak I'm going to kill you, Curtis. Who the fuck goes after some weirdo who [ air quotes ] "apparently" [ end air quotes ] controls dairy or whatever the fuck and - [ Alisha inhales, suddenly realising that she's talking at a strange device she's never seen before. It's not Simon's phone, or Nathan's, Curtis' or Kelly's. ] Hello? Where the fuck are you? Curtis? Simon? Kelly? [ A long pause ] Nathan? [ Alisha goes for her phone, trying to turn it on. She frowns ] Why won't my phone work?

[ A pause, and this time Alisha's voice is angrier ] What the hell did you do to my phone, Nathan? [ She glares. As if that will give her an answer from the twat. ]

Fucking answer me, you twat!

[ A longer pause as she waits for an answer that doesn't come. Alisha starts to look anxious. ] Look, if this is about the boy in the locker - or the probation worker - we didn't do anything, alright? I don't know shit. Whoever the fuck is doing this, please stop. Whatever the fuck you want, take it, alright? Just tell me where my friends are.

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Aye, well, I went over that wi' Nathan, if we mean the same one, that is, though I suppose I went over it wi' at least A Nathan. I'd rather have a shite power than none at all, I think. Though I guess some powers are even too useless for me to want. If it's no useful does that mean you're no a superhero either?

Nathan's immortal. I have a feeling we're talking about the same prick.

I don't think I am a superhero. People can't touch me without becoming ridiculously aroused. [ She rolls her eyes ] It's a fucking burden.

Aye, that's him.

Really? Cos it--d'you mean you cannae control it? Even wi' your mum?

Probably. I didn't go out of my way to touch her. [ Oh god. She wouldn't want to! ] She's a bit pissed at me.

Anyone I touch becomes infected. Doesn't matter if you're my mum, a friend, someone I don't even know. I touch you and my power kicks within seconds. Or whatever is smaller than seconds.

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