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[ When the device turns on, it sounds like Alisha is fiddling with it, trying to turn it on. It takes her a few extra moments to realise that she has, indeed, found success. A deep inhale—one of exhaustion and annoyance—can be heard before she speaks ] What the fuck is going on? If we've somehow pissed off another goddamn freak I'm going to kill you, Curtis. Who the fuck goes after some weirdo who [ air quotes ] "apparently" [ end air quotes ] controls dairy or whatever the fuck and - [ Alisha inhales, suddenly realising that she's talking at a strange device she's never seen before. It's not Simon's phone, or Nathan's, Curtis' or Kelly's. ] Hello? Where the fuck are you? Curtis? Simon? Kelly? [ A long pause ] Nathan? [ Alisha goes for her phone, trying to turn it on. She frowns ] Why won't my phone work?

[ A pause, and this time Alisha's voice is angrier ] What the hell did you do to my phone, Nathan? [ She glares. As if that will give her an answer from the twat. ]

Fucking answer me, you twat!

[ A longer pause as she waits for an answer that doesn't come. Alisha starts to look anxious. ] Look, if this is about the boy in the locker - or the probation worker - we didn't do anything, alright? I don't know shit. Whoever the fuck is doing this, please stop. Whatever the fuck you want, take it, alright? Just tell me where my friends are.

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We're always getting into shit with the cops. I'd rather boring than that.

Jesus. [ Her life sucks okay. ] Anyway, I'm Alisha.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

What sorta shit with the cops?

[And here is the 'Dean Winchester Patented Charm' grin.]

I'm Dean Winchester.

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[ You're charming. ]

Got served with community service. Cops are like cockroaches for us. They don't quite die. [ Unlike probation workers. ] Think we're going to screw up just because we're wearing orange suits and picking up litter. That kind of shit.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[He does try with the pretty girls.]

Yeah, well, cops don't know shit.

[And then a grin.] I mention I'm on the police force here? Don't worry, it's a little different here. Wouldn't be a cop here if it weren't.

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[ She likes you. What are you thoughts on probation workers? ]

Seriously?

There's a police force?

What kind of crazy shit happens here beside the curses?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

[hey, everybody screws up and there's a damn good chance, Dean's criminal record is miles longer than Alisha's. He just managed to get out of it every time.]

Yeah, there's a police force.

Ah hell, we got all kinds of freaks here that decide they need to kill people or hurt people or just destroy things. Most of the crazy happens with curses though.

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Yeah, not looking forward to the curses. But people seriously kill people? [ She frowns. ] What happens when people die?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

You're dead for a day or two and then...you're good. No heartbeat or breathing required but not dead.

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That sounds - twisted.

Is there a catch?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

You mean besides no heartbeat, no body temp and lack of needing to breathe? You can't leave this place. Ever.